Basement Cat

Basement Cat is the feline devil who lives in the basement (obviously). He has a cousin called Newspaper Cat, another cousin called Big Basement Cat, an older brother called Dungeon Cat and an arch enemy called Ceiling Cat (see 'Ceiling Cat'). Most cats fear Basement Cat and stay out of his territory. Basement Cat has a catnip fetish and is usually stoned. Basement Cat is most famous for telling his owner that Dumbledore dies, having his own Executive bathroom and having his own mafia.