Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Cat is the feline god who watches you masturbate from your ceiling (obviously). He has a cousin called Wall Cat and an arch enemy called Basement Cat (see 'Basement Cat'). Most cats believe in Ceiling Cat and try do their best to live by Ceiling Cat's Ten Commandments. Ceiling Cat has a sense of humour and likes to moon dogs. Ceiling Cat is most famous for banishing Basement Cat to the bowels of Hell, appearing in the sky and creating the Earth. See the lolcat bible here: Lol Cat Bible.com